Damsel in distress

Can you miss someone who doesn’t really exist?
Is that really possible?
Then can you tell me why I really feel this way?
Do yo know what I want?
Do you know that I’m bored here all by myself?
Did you know that I’m over my most recent crush, Blue?
Did you know that the little hope that he’d like me someday, that which was left inside of me, totally disappeared?
I really don’t care if he does or doesn’t.
Do you know how good that feels?
Did you know that I’m depressed, clueless, queer and alone?
Did I mention that I was really bored?
Did you know that I was lost the other day?
When I went out looking for someone to love?
I am poor.
I have no money.
Do you know what I really want for Christmas this year?
Cheddar.
I love him.
You think maybe he’d love me back?
I don’t know.
I mean
Who loves a naked mole rat anyway?