Another Day at College

1:30pm
Sitting in class recapping on the last 20 minutes of my life. I couldn’t really pay attention to my lecturer now could I? I have so much to think about….food….skankism…..hungry belly me…..relieve-my-stress-day…food…get the pic? Well unfortunately my appointment didn’t go so well, only because my specimen wasn’t a skank (like myself…thinking of entering the industry of skankism…don’t bother ask). Oh well look who’s here…..ok well I guess my day isn’t really over then…still have a chance.. 1:40pm Go bai bai. Ok nvm. Damnit. Well that sucks! Guess it isn’t really my day after all.

1:51pm
I’m hungry…oh there he is. You know what nevermind. I’m still in class. Stupid of me to skip lunch today. I think I’m hallucinating, cuz I’m sure my tummy just said “Grrrrrr”. I need food. See you later sir.

2:10pm

Reality check. What am I really thinking/doing???!!! More thinking tho I ain’t doing anything, unfortunately. Class is so boring…not really, idk. I not really paying attention. As usual. (singing to myself…..dream, dream, dream, dream….all I want to do is dream, dream, dream, dream)

11:28pm

Nice nap. As soon as I got home I went straight to my bed. I was really tired from doing only God knows. I felt vomitish too, ewe! I think I’m sick. Something is wrong. What on earth I going on in that grey matter of mine??!! OMG!! I think my nerve cells are having a fiesta up there because I am lost and confused no bogurs…. Today I realized how much control I really have on the way my body reacts to certain things….umm NONE (Am I supposed to have any at all?) I mean I know I was sitting next to this cute-just want to (shhh)-real sexy-dude, who was talking to me, although sometimes I couldn’t hear what he was saying because we were in class (I caught on afterwards tho’), but was that a good enough reason for my handwriting to degrade itself to the dogs or for my hands to shake so much while I was writing? I was like a washing machine, OH MY GOODIES! Or was it because my ex-boyfriend was in the same room with me? I’ll have the cute dude to go please.

Why can’t I be like an orangutan? I mean all they do is…and go bout dey business, no emotions involved what so ever. The females get pregnant tho’, that’s a downside. I think they should really consider using condoms (but then how their population would grow?...oh nvm then) Can’t really say that for humans because they already do (use condoms). Well maybe they should cut off their you-know-what (yeah after I’m done with it) so that our population would decrease and that would mean more food for me. Boy! I miss my counselor….Anyways I hope to be Rihanna in my next life and that’s only because I could get to bump Chris Brown whenever I please! I still love you!!!! It’s only because of CB ana cuz right about now I got more assets than her (top and bottom!) and my forehead ain’t so high. Plus there are tons of other people who have a wider singing range than she does. Unfortunately all those other singers don’t have CB soooo………………I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Chris Brown that is...who cares about anyone else???!!!!!)